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[challenge entry] Hurry Up BigTrak!

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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:02, archived)
# haha, you're obsessed
have an old gif...

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha
slowest scalextric ever. I had a Big Trak and one of the re-issued ones from a few years ago. Fast they were not, but great for scaring the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:15, archived)
# Big Trak laughs at your programming skills, tiny human.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:19, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:23, archived)
# haha
anyone who wasn't on /talk yesterday may not have seen my message, but i can't be online much for the time being. only had the computer on for 10 minutes and my eyes are already killing me. got to lay off intenetting until after my cataract surgery and i still don't know when that's likely to be.
i'll be back, but for now, play nicely and don't fight.
see you soon! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:33, archived)
#
hugs and that man :)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:35, archived)
# good luck smash
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:50, archived)
# Agh!
Good luck with surgery, ask for bionic eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:52, archived)
# bionic eyes with lasers and x-ray vision!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:58, archived)
# Hugs.
I hope it goes well. Some of the stuff on here is scary enough just looking at it. It would be even worse if you had to do b3ta entirely by touch or one of those upcoming scratch 'n' sniff iPhones.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:07, archived)
# I dunno, Herman's works would be interesting scratch n' sniff
Cannabis is meant to be good for cataracts.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:45, archived)
# If I had cataracts I would smoke cannabis all of the time until I got better
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 0:53, archived)
# all the best dear
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:09, archived)
# and after we'd only just found common ground...
hope all goes well and that. chin up (or down, which ever is more comfortable).
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:14, archived)
# Adios.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:22, archived)
# Hope it all goes well.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:52, archived)
# Bah, I'm sorry Smashy
Hope to have you back soon
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:57, archived)
# Good look.... :P
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:26, archived)
# missing you already
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:29, archived)
# Your 'leaving' messages and the DFS sale have a lot in common
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:38, archived)
# most protracted flounce ever
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 17:23, archived)
# Cataracts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM0Nn0KINV8

Hope all goes well and we see you back soon!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:40, archived)
# *fights for right to press f5*
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 7 Jul 2014, 17:14, archived)
# needs more tits
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 22:34, archived)
# Have you considered smoking some cannabis?
Apparently if you smoke it all the time you'll get better.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 0:55, archived)
# Am I the only one around here who never had a Bigtrak?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:57, archived)
# No, nor have I any understanding as to why I would want one.
Then OR now...
I dont see what it does.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:00, archived)
# it combined computers and radio controlled cars when both things were relatively new
making a lot of nerdy young boys very excited in the late 70s/early 80s

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:07, archived)
# It was amazing at the time,
less so when viewed today. Took a fuckton of batteries (I think it was 6 x D cells for motive power and a 9 volt battery for the 'brain') but they did last a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:26, archived)
# When I got one last year my kids were like "Where's the remote control? Where's the touch screen LED display? Can I control it from my iPod?"
After I put them straight about a few things it did keep them amused...

....for about 10 minutes anyway ;)

(The rocket-launcher attachment helped)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:31, archived)
# With only 45 minutes programming and a £45 add-on trailer
you could deliver an apple to your dad in the other room. As long as the dog wasn't in the way.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6V-tuOf3dE

Big Trak was shit really. I'm glad I got given a Star Bird instead that year.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:25, archived)
# LOL
OK they were shit, but they were still cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:28, archived)
# Nope, I don't even remember them :S
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:12, archived)
# No. I coveted.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 0:56, archived)