My dad has just been diagnosed with gout in his big toe
he's never drunk port in his life...
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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl,
Mon 28 Apr 2003, 10:15,
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tell him to start
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Mon 28 Apr 2003, 10:19,
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