Wouldn't you need a hammer to nail things down?
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig,
Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:28,
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Hammers were invented first, such is human nature and the human desire to violently open walnuts
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:33,
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Violently opening walnuts is so cruel and should be banned
I just like to tickle them and sing Barry Manilow ballads; they'll open up in due course
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig,
Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:38,
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