And then it came to pass that all was FUCK for forty days and forty nightsThen it came about at the end of forty days, that Freebase opened a window in his tent that he hath made, and a tiny bird alighted on his outstretched finger. And, lo, the bird tweeted loudly FUCK onto him, and onto his children, who were busy making toasties.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 14 Dec 2015, 20:15,
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And there was much rejoicingAnd the beer flowed like FUCK.
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Mon 14 Dec 2015, 21:02,
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And all of the angels rejoiced and did high fives fo' real, yo mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 14 Dec 2015, 21:25,
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