Are Cruise missiles the ones that leap up onto the sofa and make a prat of themselves on Oprah?
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire,
Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:20,
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Cruise midgets is what you are looking for.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on,
Tue 19 Jul 2016, 23:02,
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