i'd rather start a rumour that he'd been eaten alive by wild boars
and hope this causes it to come true
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 Nov 2016, 15:37,
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eaten alive buggered to death
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 21 Nov 2016, 18:19,
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