:(How am I supposed to tell the boys on our next weekly meeting?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 10 Nov 2017, 16:08,
archived)
with a tasteful cock-themed puppet show
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 10 Nov 2017, 16:12,
archived)
Or . . . 
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Sat 11 Nov 2017, 8:00,
archived)