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[challenge entry] This, on the other hand...

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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 4:18, archived)
# Do you know what Relative Humidity is?
That's the sweat dripping off your balls when you're fucking your cousin.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 4:27, archived)
# I can't remember you ever having a different board sig
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 4:31, archived)
# nowway!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 4:36, archived)
# Why mess with perfection?
Never gonna change it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 4:41, archived)
# I did at the beginning:
''Twas Ever Thus"
"With Reality Exploded"
"I've Seen The Future And Left It Behind"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 4:37, archived)
# I like that first one, sounds a bit Vonnegut
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 4:41, archived)
# Fates Worse Than Death sounds very intriguing.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 4:45, archived)
# I like the fourth one, sounds a bit Black Sabbath.
{:-p
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2018, 19:26, archived)
# OBV
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 5:11, archived)
# Interesting story:
Years ago I lived on a street with a steep slope, and someone painted in huge red letters;
A-BOMB-
A-NATION
...as some sort of anti-war slogan.
So for 7 years I looked out my window and saw this every day.
After joining b3ta, I thought this is the absolute perfect sig for me...as a pro-war slogan! Ha Ha Ha!!!
(Thank you, fucking hippy graffiti guy...whoever you are)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 4:58, archived)
# Reminds me of the 'a bit' sketch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKWskpTck2k
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 20:45, archived)