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[challenge entry] Now I get it!

Thanks Pedro! XD

From the Laid Back Movies challenge. See all 88 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 22:54, archived)
# heh heh! *thumbs_up*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 1:33, archived)
# Run out of Barbies have you?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 3:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 11:18, archived)
# MODS!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 12:09, archived)
# What do you think of The Fear 2020 reboot

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 12:11, archived)
# I fully expect to see hundreds of these descend from the clouds and run around biting and tearing people’s calf muscles off
One mouth for each. Then you can’t run. Then you can only plead.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlRjjGc6pJA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 16:47, archived)
# Rockin'!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 17:07, archived)
# But also, those are hamless, toothless ear-mouths
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 17:10, archived)
# That’s a decoy, their heads open vertically to reveal the fish-hooks and the razors and the sucking tubes
They’re not as hamless as they look.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 17:15, archived)
# <3 <3 <3 even better!
Wrote a song about it, wanna hear it? here it goes...

Mofahaaaaaaaaa,
Just killed a Flaaaan,
Put his ears over his calves,
Started munching,
Now he's halves,
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 17:19, archived)
# Best. Song. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 19:28, archived)
# O_O Hey! Watch it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:02, archived)
# He’s getting worse.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:02, archived)
# He sticks his nose in everybody's crotch.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:03, archived)
# Sorry to be the one to have to break it to you, but that’s not his nose
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:08, archived)
# Call off your dog! I ain't got no peanut butter, Pedro!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:10, archived)
# Schluuurrrp

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 19:37, archived)
# Wow I remember those from the 1990s
You see how the pages aren’t yellow? They used to do that to fuck with you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 3:54, archived)
# The paper is PULP, and the words are FICTION!
It all makes sense now!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:03, archived)
# Guess who you find if you look up “discreet cleaning services”
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:04, archived)
# O_Omg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:09, archived)
# Well, yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:10, archived)
# PULP FICTION is all the rage to kids right now.
Don't be surprised to see this inside joke on the FP by morning.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:13, archived)
# I think we should wait 8 hours or whatever the shit Pedro was wittering on about that time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:19, archived)
# Oh yeah, that's fair.
HappyToast waited for about 2 minutes.
FUCKINHELL!!!!FUCK!!!
I'm soooo mad right now. D:

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:30, archived)
# !!!!!!! \o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 2:06, archived)
# It’s on the blue pages
in the yellow pages
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:09, archived)
# Those are always stuck together.
Why is that?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:11, archived)
# You’re asking the wrong guy, I’ve felt disgusted by flesh ever since Pedro started posting those horrible feet, I even wear a disposable glove when I piss so I don’t have to touch myself.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:17, archived)
# Those images are destroying all that we know.
Pedro is to blame for the demise of teh b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:19, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:20, archived)
# Wanna buy some gloves?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:21, archived)
# gub-gub said he would like a year's supply.
Send them ASAP.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:28, archived)
# Oh thank god, they’re disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:39, archived)
# I have needs that are extremely specific.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't hummus, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 6:21, archived)
# Hah!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 25 Sep 2020, 9:16, archived)
# HOLY SHIT! FP! XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 2:05, archived)