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# that am fabulous!!!!!!!


Mini TJ

JustHere has just given me permission to shape his beard... anyone have any suggestions as to what shape to pick?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:06, archived)
# how about
a cock

childish i know
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:07, archived)
# That was my first thought too.
[Now I feel sick though]
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:08, archived)
# very
I'm already enough of a Dick, thanks ;)

oh, while we're laying silly buggers - which colour? (out of the blues...) bearing in mind bleaching isn't really an option with my multiple-feet-long hair!
www.jabba-wocky.com/category24_2.htm
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:10, archived)
# i say
go with neon blue
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:11, archived)
# tramp-piss-stain yellow
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 18 May 2003, 21:11, archived)
# ahh yes
that well-known shade of blue...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:12, archived)
# if said tramp happens to be Mister Spock.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 18 May 2003, 21:14, archived)
# Go with lagoon blue
'cos it's the lightest. On hear that hasn't been peroxide dyed, it's the only one that will appear obviously blueish.

100% of FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:12, archived)
# Neon Blue.
I was thinking about putting random neon blue streaks in my hair.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:13, archived)
# directions blue is a bit poo
I found bleaching was needed to get the blue, without it, it's so hard to make it not turn pond-scum green
(Ellis, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:14, archived)
# go for the violet
but at 88ml per tub, you'll need about 6 tubs for your hair - seriously
(mother inferior2, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:15, archived)
# I don't doubt the amount
if one tub will work on shoulder-length, then I'm gonna need a shitload more.

and if I do my beard too...

Edit: no, I want blue - I have los of stuff that would go with blue, and everyone else is purple already
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:17, archived)
# DON'T DYE YOUR BEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there's warnings all over the stuff telling you not to dye beards or body hair, plus your face will go blue!
(mother inferior2, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:23, archived)
# I thought it just said
not to dye your eyebrows or eyelashes? having said that, I've never looked at destructions regarding beards before...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:26, archived)
# I definitely read that about beards
so I just shaved mine off

/thankyou ladies and gentlemen
(mother inferior2, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:29, archived)
# badum
tish
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:31, archived)
# fair enough...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:26, archived)
# join us!
you know you want to ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:25, archived)
# a helicopter
or a cock....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 18 May 2003, 21:08, archived)
# ok
how about something that I actually have a chance at doing.

here's a pic, go mad!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:09, archived)
# a minge on his chin!
it kind of parts on his chin, it would be perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 18 May 2003, 21:10, archived)
# does that mean
I need to take a cleaver to his chin?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:12, archived)
# axe-wound?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Nah
it's just a scratch...

come back here - I'll bite your ankles!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:45, archived)
# .
the shape of someone else's beard?
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:08, archived)
# I read that as
"what shape to prick".
It's probably an omen, or a sign of some sort. Do iiit, dooo iiiiit!

you'll have to excuse me, my typing finger has a stutter
(Not very much gravitas at all, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:09, archived)
# The Fear
Or do a nice zig zag.

Edit : Or the words "Woo Yay"
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:09, archived)
# Lightning
Bolt
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 18 May 2003, 21:09, archived)
# the fear!
:)
(mother inferior2, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:10, archived)
# Mutton chops.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 18 May 2003, 21:15, archived)