They do
But film posters quote selectively - so 'you'd have to be a cretin to watch this film and laugh out loud' becomes 'watch this film and laugh out loud!!!!!'
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wilesy,
Fri 30 May 2003, 21:18,
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or they use quotes from sources you've never heard of..
i.e
"a great film"
Super-mega-total film
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Muzz,
Fri 30 May 2003, 21:23,
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