TJ:looking at that conversation further down the board about foreign languages has just brought bacl some horrific memories from the other night...I was chatting up a very lovely spanish lady, and my friend, who speaks fluent spanish made me say 'can I eat your minge?'...
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PMGT -Bacon.,
Sat 31 May 2003, 18:08,
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Yes, I remember,and then didn't your freind show her his cock?
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King Ralph is drunk,
Sat 31 May 2003, 18:09,
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that was another friend.....That was Ed. This was Kaz. I was getting her to teach me how to ask her if she wanted a drink in spanish, and she told me that....
I fucking HATE my friends...
(I fucking HATE my friends...
PMGT -Bacon.,
Sat 31 May 2003, 18:11,
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excellenti know some dirty german phrases
can you remember what it was?
(can you remember what it was?
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 31 May 2003, 18:10,
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nah.although I remember "hordad" or something similar was "fuck". I was way to pisht to remember "can I eat your minge"
( PMGT -Bacon.,
Sat 31 May 2003, 18:12,
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Fuck meI did A-level Spanish, so I used to be able to swear fluently, and also get pissed/stoned/laid... but I can't bloody remember any of it now!
( King Ralph is drunk,
Sat 31 May 2003, 18:14,
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ever heard of 'state-dependant-memory'?get as pissed again, and you should be able to remeber it. Which is handy.
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 31 May 2003, 18:15,
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could work.although I still havent apologised to her for Ed getting his nob out...
( PMGT -Bacon.,
Sat 31 May 2003, 18:16,
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Wellwhat was her response to that?
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh.,
Sat 31 May 2003, 18:12,
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she laughed. I think she figured out what was going on...Its Kaz's friend you see. She knows her well enough to know that she wasnt just gonna teach me how to say "would you like a drink"....
( PMGT -Bacon.,
Sat 31 May 2003, 18:14,
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