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# Compo
entry?

Ah, too late. :)
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Ta
my bad
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# No biggy. :)
Crap joke:

I bought a new voice activated car steroe the other day; it's pretty cool. Say "jazz", and out comes Herbie Hancokc. Say "rock" and out comes Elvis. Say "funk" and you get a spot of George Clinton... Nice.

Anyway, I was driving to work the other day, when two kids ran out in front of me. I had to slam on the brakes and swerve to avoid running them over... I wound down my window and shouted "Fucking kids!", and my stereo started playing bloody Gary Glitter.

/coat
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)