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# BINGO

sorry had to reduce the size for bandwidth reasons
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)
# B0ik
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)
# jesus
mother of fuck. that's icky.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)
# HOUSE
what do I win?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)
# his spleen
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Why did that make me laugh?
I'm not sure at all. Well done you.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:14, archived)
# christ
on a bike
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:14, archived)
# doesn't just
make you hungry then?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Oh
my go...*bleurgh...h0ik...BlEcchhh*
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:19, archived)
# that's it bovine,
get it all up... that's better
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)
# It's making my cunt ache.
And my giblets quiver.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)
# I'll set em up
you knock em in.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)
# I'm ready.
Go easy on my hymen.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:23, archived)
# sellotape not
holding up?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)
# I don't know what YOU'RE accustomed to in good grooming...
...but sellotape just doesn't cut the mustard.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)
# ah - should of remembered -
here - take the gaffer tape - it's thi...
oh nothing.

wanders off to do some work.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Perhaps you should of done that earlier.
Comprehensive school flotsam!

(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)
# school?
errr. Oh yes.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)
# oi
that's my school you're dissing, that is

not that is wasn't shit, mind
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)
# I realise your parents were probably miners or summat...
..but if your father and mother had cut out the fags and lard, they could have sent you to Roedean!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Roedean is a
girls school, poppet.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Bless you for that.
Get back to your reworking of the conditional past!

You shouldn't of said that! Roedean wouldn't of noticed.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)
# a
aaa
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Still scared,
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Pussy.
Willow.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Its the same
scaredness you get before going on a roller coaster.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:25, archived)
# And you still won't look at my publicity shots!
I'll just go to Peck & Peck.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)
# No,
I'm scared not stupid. ;)
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Take a pill.
And think of me as your muse.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Good advice
but no.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Are you a scientologist, Bovine?
Have you been doingness yet?

Come to the temple and fill in a form with me...

Your scripts will suddenly be terribly popular.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:31, archived)
# What?
Eh?
Confused.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Slap!
And ties Bovine to his (rather careworn) commode.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Is it time for
the ointment, nurse?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Yes. You've been very awkward today Bovine.
I'm going to have to apply the linament with the pumice stone again.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Oh,
do you have that bit of leather to chew on...that helps.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)
# No.
You don't deserve any pain relief. You can chew on my leathery labia though.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:43, archived)
# yes, actually
seeing as I just puked my lunch down the bog. I am now hungry again :-)
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)
# that's great,
that is

did you get my reply?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)
# no wonder b3tans are BINgoing mad...
...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)
# *honk*
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Are there hidden prizes too?
Like a holiday in the Peak District?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)
# or
the odd liver
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)
# I love liver.
With onions and mashed potato in thick giblet gravy!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:18, archived)
# judging by the hand
its a beadle "gag"
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)
# thgarsts verye good
have awoo yagy
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)
# meat!
meatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeat
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)
# it is icky
but it made me laugh like an industrial drain.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)