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[challenge entry] new guy, hello

From the Golden Jubilee challenge. See all 87 entries (closed)

(deel, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:08, archived)
# Nice first post :)
Welcome :)

(hehe, not sure I am qualified to welcome people, having only been here 16 days)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:10, archived)
# thanks for the welcome
i just found b3ta last night.
and i think i'm already addicted.
:)
(deel, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:14, archived)
# its worst than
crack.
(crazymum, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:17, archived)
# i read that as "worse than cack"
and thought... too true.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:17, archived)
# we don't exist
you are still dreaming
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:17, archived)
# Hehehehe...I know!
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:20, archived)
# I'm afraid you've completely overstepped the mark
go away, and never darken our board with your presence again!

hee hee :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:20, archived)
# hee hee!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:22, archived)
# hello
and welcome
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:13, archived)
# Hello
Welcome to the best place to be during work.... and some would say at other times too..but hell.. a girls gotta drink!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:15, archived)
# and poo
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)
# no rob,
girls don't poo. Only boys poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:20, archived)
# Do girls just
glow?
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:21, archived)
# only pregnant ones,
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:24, archived)
# Ahhhh...thanks :)
*frantic scribbling in "Stuff I know about girls" notebook*
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:25, archived)
# Managed to fill
page 1 yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:30, archived)
# No...
Thats all I have, apart from;

How to recognise a girl:breasts, and no penis

Not perfect I know... :(
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:44, archived)
# oh well
it's a start innit?
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:50, archived)
# Girls Excrete.
Nuff said.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:27, archived)
# ew, no we don't!
That sounds horrid! That sounds worse than just "poo"!
You're just wrong. Girls do not excrete.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:31, archived)
# Girls defecate
any better? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:36, archived)
# Okay then they
part with their waste.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:37, archived)
# no no no
no girls have ever don't any of that. girls are lovely, perfect creatures who do not produce waste, they just wander around the country being beautiful and having breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:40, archived)
# I agree
especially about the being beutiful and breasts parts.
But, what happens to all the bits of food the body must get rid of.
Do you have some sort of magical fairy dustman that vanishes it with a wave of its magic wand?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:42, archived)
# i think your interest in this topic
is unhealthy, so I'm not going to fuel it by answering that. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:44, archived)
# I just want to know
it must go somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:45, archived)
# maybe they chew it like cows do with the cud?
If they have 2 stomachs...

one for food, and one for poo?
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:50, archived)
# that's worse
than just having a dump...chew it?
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:52, archived)
# So women
have two stomachs.
That explains a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:52, archived)
# Being a biologist of sorts,
i feel i should shed light on the situation.

Ladies are perfect, therefore there digestive system is perfect. They absorb everything they eat, therefore no poo.

This phenomenon also explains why ladies tend to eat smaller portions, because they don't waste any, like we big shitting machines.

QED :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:53, archived)
# Listen spunky old chap.
I like women a lot, I do.
But calling them perfect is just go to far.


I understand that the above comment may make me unpopular with the fairer sex whom I love dearly.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:56, archived)
# elegantly put.
Thank you sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:56, archived)
# poo fairy
look up "poo fairy" in Viz's profanisaurus

(I helped save b3ta! gster, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:30, archived)
# There are some websites
with photographic evidence that proves you wrong :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:33, archived)
# Aaahh... now you're being really unpleasant.
You. Outside. NOW. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:37, archived)
# Just coz you can't take
being WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:45, archived)
# I AM NEVER WRONG!
Bwahahahahahahaaa!

...ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:49, archived)
# Howdy big fella!
(apologies. I just wanted to say something different)

Nice pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)