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# HELP!!!
I decide to mess around with a sharp peice of metal today at work and slice my thumb. The fuckin hospital have put this stupid sponge thing on the protect it. I want to carve it into something but I have no creativity again tonight...any ideas??

(, Thu 13 Jun 2002, 22:14, archived)
# i had to read your description there - I paniced
and at first glance thought the sponge was your swollen thumb.
(, Thu 13 Jun 2002, 22:16, archived)
# Mrs DontHaveAClue thought the
same when she first saw it and started to cry...bless her cotton socks
(, Thu 13 Jun 2002, 22:17, archived)
# so you sliced your thumb up bad enough you
had to go to hospital and now you want advice on what to carve your plaster into? (probably using a hacksaw)

Are you just trying to make use of all the healthcare cover you've been paying for?
(, Thu 13 Jun 2002, 22:22, archived)
# Would you all like to know
how he sliced his thumb open?
(, Thu 13 Jun 2002, 22:37, archived)
# Hahah!
"How will I make love to a man with a ridiculous, cartoon thumb?"
(, Thu 13 Jun 2002, 22:24, archived)
# ..
the guillotine is for paper
(, Thu 13 Jun 2002, 22:19, archived)
# It was a
blanking plate for a cd rom that Witchy was changing so I blame him :)
(, Thu 13 Jun 2002, 22:20, archived)
# while preparing for my degree show
i was always missing the edge off my left index finger. Used to keep slicing it off in line with the ruler.
(, Thu 13 Jun 2002, 22:24, archived)
# well i'm missing
the front of my right index finger :op

they saved the nail, so i don't look stupid (phew)
(, Thu 13 Jun 2002, 22:26, archived)
# that sounds
a bit complicated. how did you do it?
(, Thu 13 Jun 2002, 22:30, archived)
# ..
bmx sprocket/finger combination


(mmm)
(, Thu 13 Jun 2002, 22:51, archived)
# you knew it was coming...
(, Thu 13 Jun 2002, 22:22, archived)
# Hiddy-Ho
(, Thu 13 Jun 2002, 22:30, archived)
# That one is
Class
(, Thu 13 Jun 2002, 22:32, archived)