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# Turn up in a loincloth
and insist the child be named after its first kill.

And give it a bow and arrow as a naming ceremony gift.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 19:47, archived)
# yes like a rock...
or a wolf tooth
(koojoe21, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# Is encouraging my customers
to train babies to kill a good idea?
/naive
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 19:49, archived)
# if you launch a range of
killing commiseration cards

then yes
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 19:51, archived)
# living in Northern Ireland, as I do,
I think you may be on to something ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 19:55, archived)