neeeedles
eyes
/cringes
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stevierar,
Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:28,
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ditto
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?,
Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:29,
archived)
When I first got my contact lenses
I spent ages trying to take one out. Then I realised it had fallen out about half an hour previously and I'd just spend the intervening time pulling at my eyeball. How I laughed as the blood trickled down my face.
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Baz Fuck off,
Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:35,
archived)
the story
made me chuckle
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Pootle,
Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:43,
archived)
I made up the bit about the blood.
It fucking hurt though. Now my eyes are like leathery old bollocks.
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Baz Fuck off,
Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:45,
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