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[challenge entry] What's wrong with a little puffin?

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(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Björk eats puffins.
100% of FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:37, archived)
# I have had some too.
They leave them to fester in volcanic sand for months.

The fools.
(Pam Droob, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:38, archived)
# are they tasty?
or do they end up like sandwiches at the beach
full of bits of prophylactics
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Do they do that with everything?
They do it with shark, too. I nearly ate some of that. But it smelled so bad I couldn't get within arm's reach.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)