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# yes i replied to it, woo yay me
i have no problems with bumsex, as a concept. I did once say to a friend 'it'd be gross cuz the willy would have poo on it' and she said 'oh no, it's not like that'. Then she went very red.

i dont buy it tho. i mean you put your finger up there and take it out without it at least ponging... not possible.
(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 17:58, archived)
# sorry I'd not seen the reply
must have fallen off the page - I'll go back and check.

you can't see me if I go red when I say that no, it really doesn't work that way - mostly because you really should make sure everyone's nice and clean before trying...

p.s. good idea on the birthday card
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 18:00, archived)
# call me old fashioned...
but more of a No1 man myself.

my mate told me he found a piece of corn under his foreskin after a spot of cock up ladies bott.
(Harry Monk, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 18:04, archived)
# .vom
that's pretty foul
(the corn thing)

Just how clean could you get your anus without use of chlorine bleach and a bottlewasher?

I've seen pron where they stick it in lots of holes and don't wash it between holes! Ew!
But what do I know. not a lot.


(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 18:10, archived)
# one of the blog sites from the b3ta newsletter thingy...
...was some 'straight' bloke who was out in a gay club being chatted up and he was asking them 'probing' questions about what they get up to. the line "its not very nice when u go down and its a bit grainy" was enough reading for me... ermmm YUCK! its the poo chamber people its bound to be a bit 'grainy'!

i like 'quotes' today.

(Harry Monk, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 18:16, archived)
# gods
i'm more innocent than I thought! GRAINY?!

I recall a girl I worked with telling me how if you get the orange juice with bits in the bits ended up in the mans.... love mayonnaise.

no, i couldn't figure out how either.
(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 18:18, archived)
# that
is what's known as "bullshit"
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 18:20, archived)
# they take special precautions
like enemas and all that stuff... but no, I can't see the interest in going straight from exit to entrance.

still, it's not like I'm saying I've done it, I'm just explaining the theory : D

Shame your profile is so stark...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 18:20, archived)
# profile
Well i'm not that good so I don't know what to put.

(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 18:27, archived)
# location?
age?
employment?
marital status?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 18:30, archived)
# i apologise
for my starkness.

if you're talking to me of course. waddya wanna know.
(Harry Monk, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 18:30, archived)
# nah
he's talking to me cuz i hit on him earlier.
:)
I'll update the profile
(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 18:34, archived)
# hehehe
hey, you gotta seize these opportunities when you can... and thanks

but keep the ascii fish, it's cute.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 18:38, archived)
# .
8^(
(Harry Monk, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 18:47, archived)
# sorry
you're just not my type...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 18:51, archived)
# i looked at the FAQ
but can't see how to do HTML thingies with my profile.
I've got a stylesheet hosted elsewhere, how do I stick that in there?
(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 18:48, archived)
# right at the start of your profile
just add in the html to reference a remote stylesheet... something like (but probably not exactly):
<style src="http://yoursite/urlofyourstylesheet.css">

Some people have used loads of CSS in their profiles, find one and check it for more info.

p.s. I'm seriously thinking about emailing you after reading your "new" profile :)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 18:54, archived)
# thanks for that
I'll have a go.

Not sure what about the new profile was so alluring... Notice how I'm not offering to post any pics!
feel free to email tho. It'll be nice to get something other than spam for once.
(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 18:59, archived)