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[challenge entry] You rike to fluck, yes, goody, goody, lady roves fun machine

From the Fake Japanese Products challenge. See all 253 entries (closed)

(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:15, archived)
# thats
very `Top Secret` that is :)
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:16, archived)
# ha ha
yes, you've just reminded me of that.

must be some kind of latent memory.

"...took us 2 days to get the smile off the poor bastard face"
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:18, archived)
# superb
'bean flicker' ahahaha
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:16, archived)
# what's that song that goes -
urwwwwwwwwww, urw urw.
urwwwwwwwwww, urw urw.
urwwwwwwwwww, urw urw.
urwwwwwwwwww, urw urw urw urw.

?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:17, archived)
# i
know its called...
`a mouthful of spunk` sung by....prossie.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:18, archived)
# You've put a CD
in the tape deck again haven't you?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:18, archived)
# Can you
physically do that?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:20, archived)
# yes
but it depends on the equipment at hand
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:22, archived)
# you might be right
it could be def leppard
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:24, archived)
# the lion sleeps tonite
by tight fit.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:18, archived)
# Nooo
cant be - theres no "arumbaway" bit in it
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:20, archived)
# no it's a late 80's rock song i think
that's a guitar riff
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Wild Women Do (and they don't regret it!)
by... er. i don't know.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:24, archived)
# probly santana
or something.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:24, archived)
# hahhaha
you might be right as well..
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:22, archived)
# hahahaha
tres bien.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:17, archived)
# I know somebody
that would love one of those...

are you taking orders?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:20, archived)
# *GASP*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:21, archived)
# WHat are you on about?
It's fer you
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:23, archived)
# must be
a gasp of pleasure?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:24, archived)
# teeheehee
yeah that too.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:30, archived)
# I know
it was a bit of a shocking mindpiss since you and I posted the similar comments at the exact same time.

(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)
# Great (and dirty) minds think alike?
...


PARP
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:32, archived)
# So they do



*HONK!*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:35, archived)
# yes.
they are 30000 yen.

which is about £160.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:21, archived)
# or
$240US, as scoop's a yank
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:24, archived)
# the postage might be a bit of a killer.
and she'd need a convertor for the plug as well.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:25, archived)
# woo!
Wheres the nangong qui mega profit corperations shop.
I would like to place a few ahead orders.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:24, archived)
# below
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:28, archived)
# Sign me up
for one of those please.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:20, archived)
# ANd there she is
:)
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:21, archived)
# HEY!


yes i have no shame.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:23, archived)
# you say that
like it's a bad thing!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:25, archived)
# hehehe
no. i just didn't want everyone to know.
it's kind of personal.

LOL right!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)
# well uhh...
you might need help with it...
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:27, archived)
# Yes
I think I might.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)
# Be there shortly...
hmm...
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:32, archived)
# Time's a tickin by
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:35, archived)
# Arf!
How un-pc! I like it.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:21, archived)