Branding
If they made a Star Wars version of the contents maybe they wouldn't be so scary. And you can give them to the kids to play with.
It's a telescope!...
A Telescope with a Wookee in it! Brilliant!
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(A Telescope with a Wookee in it! Brilliant!
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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!",
Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:15,
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