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# ahh c'mon -
with flame belching exhausts, even I would think about hoovering.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# That's
sorta the idea...?!
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# But you see,
Pep is a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# That's
not the point...

um

=looks lost and rather crestfallen=
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:17, archived)
# But surely you
made the Hoover to attract to men, but Pep is a girl.
Do you see where I'm going with this?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Yes I see where you're going
And that is why I hung my head in shame. I will refrain from jumping to response interpretive conclusions in future.
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:28, archived)
# *fires up outlook*
Dear Mr Dyson....
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# You'd need
some sort of kevlar ankle protection though, to stop your pegs from burning.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# you're right you know
you sensual alchemist you.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# I know,
and I rather like term Sensual Alchemist.
Now, if only I can work out what it means.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:20, archived)
# I don't.
I makes me think you are one of those people who take up sensual massage in order to get their grubby hands on tits, nobbies, bums, etc of another person.

I hate the term "sensual". It disgusts me. I had a fook the other day with some bloke who offered me a sensual massage. I nearly vomited. What's wrong with immediate penetrative sex?
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Immediate?
Brace yourself love, i'm going in dry...
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:37, archived)
# A cow who
tries to create gold from other base substances in a suggestive/sexual manner?
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# It means
you are trying to convert your leaden character into emotional gold.

I think
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:31, archived)
# yeah but think about it
flame belching exhausts
carpet gets burned to ashes
no more carpet...
...no more hoovering!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# yeah
but it looks cool
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:17, archived)
# You could always
hoover up the ashes?
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)