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[challenge entry] Lame compo entry...

'A great shammy'

From the Irons for Men challenge. See all 231 entries (closed)

(Fluffster, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:33, archived)
# hee hee
'shamtastic'!
(I helped save b3ta! A Pregnant Dog, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:33, archived)
# um
do you know what a tampon is?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:34, archived)
# it's what red indians live in
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:35, archived)
# no silly
that's a peepee
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:35, archived)
# arf !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:37, archived)
# it would take ages to
clean your car with a tampon
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Clean yes..
But to dry! Wow these things are good!
(Fluffster, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:36, archived)
# maybe you mean a sanitary towel?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Tampax expand in water
Don't they?
(Fluffster, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:40, archived)
# yes - but i still think they'd be shite for the purpose you propose
now always ultra with wings, you might get away with :)

it's the dry weave topsheet doncha know - plus they come discreetly wrapped...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:41, archived)
# only
a bit!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:42, archived)
# and never the way they say they do...
when they show those ads with the little test tube things full of blue water...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Wings have
more drying area! Better for cleaning!
(Fluffster, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:45, archived)
# elllo
miss !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:36, archived)
# ello mate!
how's you?

i am currently debating whether or not to be arsed going to a BBQ that we've been invited to, or just slob about in the garden...

hmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:37, archived)
# recovering
from last nights escapades , jolly good time was had I tell thee :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:38, archived)
# are you in scotsland?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:39, archived)
# yep !
at Zero's house , gonna go and grab fried foodstuffs soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:40, archived)
# nice!
nothing like half a dead pig to cure a hangover :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:42, archived)
# Proper
Bo?
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Craaaaaaazzzzy Pavvvvvvving !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:40, archived)
# 7 days
Check it out
The rise and fall
of sting etc...
Bo!
(Fluffster, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:42, archived)
# Look!
It's me NEW BOOK!
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:44, archived)
# And me min**
is kickin out a right stench. Arf!
(Fluffster, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Yer
B*ST*RDS!

*s in appreciation of the Day Shifters
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 13:01, archived)