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# that woman's not blonde!
she must have non-pure blood in her! burn her!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:12, archived)
# She'd probably go up nicely
with all that hair-spray.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:14, archived)
# ha ha
oooh, let's burn the hairspray too! hairspray's evil anyway
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:14, archived)
# I was going out with a girl
who used loads of hairspray (this was YEARS ago). I watched her put the evil stuff on and said - like the earnest little cunt of a student I was - "what about the ozone layer?"

Her reply?

"But I use conditioner..."
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:17, archived)
#






well there's not much you can say to that, is there?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:20, archived)
#








no. There wasn't at the time either.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Woof!
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:14, archived)
# arf!
(martian, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:16, archived)
# But how well
would she go down?
(Mattyboy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:27, archived)