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[challenge entry] The cross-cultural exchange


met with limited succes...

From the Photoshop the Klan challenge. See all 616 entries (closed)

(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:02, archived)
# I keep thinking
of the Dukes of Hazzard
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:04, archived)
# I keep thinking of
Catweazle, but that's just a sexual thing.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# hehehe
at least you've weaned yourself off Mr Magika
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Cor,
Mr Magika.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)
# I know.
It's enough to make any red-blooded man's sap rise.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# I know
what you mean though.
Catweazle........
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Its the beard I think
hmmm....Catweazle.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:08, archived)
# see, there you go again?
Is FK away at the mo? Are you due a seeing to?*

*this post is in no way anything more than fun.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Nope,
FK is still here.
I'm just in an odd mood...mmmm, Catweazle.

Edit: I should have said "Are you offering" but I don't want to be misconstrudled.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# I know what you
mean...

I missed my strudle the other day - gutted I was, apple and cinnamon with vanilla Ice cream (and custard if you wanted it).
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Ooh,
custard.
I like a nice strudle me.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)
# did you
want the custard?
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# There's a leading
question if ever I heard one...
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Yes,
all over my tits.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:20, archived)
#
blimey
that's no way to run a bird table
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)
# heh,
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)
# I was laughing at my post
and you continued to make it so.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:22, archived)
# I feel ill
after having conjured up a rather disturbing "Banana split" image in my mind.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:22, archived)
# I won't go into
what image appeared in my mind.




It was Banana with custard on her tits.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)
# ha ha ha!
I'm gonna get no work done taday.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Nor am I,
but probably for different reasons.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:27, archived)
# yes
that's the same image I had.

and she was licking a spoon which was also dripping with custard...er...where was I?
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:29, archived)
#
Same place as me...
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)
#
get a grip of yourself....
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:40, archived)
# yeh
why has no-one klanned them
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# I keep thinking
about breasts
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Legs, me
.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# your own
or mine? My moobs are set to become legendary.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# I don't have any
I'm very svelte you know.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:12, archived)
# I also keep thinking...
of nice norks. But then i am 14.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:10, archived)
# you'll never grow out of it
you know
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)
# Age
makes no difference.
Did you notice that woman in Pirates of the Carribbean with enormous breasts perched on a barrel.
I did.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)
# You fool
That was Dustin Hoffman. He's amazing isn't he?
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# No,
clearly not, Dustin Hoffman does not have knockers the size of bowling balls.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)
# Who empties the dustbins in Hollywood?
Dustbin Hoffman.

My coat? Thank you.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# As a matter of fact....
I did!
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Big
weren't they.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Indeed.
( 0 )( 0 )
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Haven't seen that
If there's enormous breasts involved, I might have to make the effort.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# hey weren't on screen
for very long, just long enough to register on my Norkometer.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:20, archived)
# when come back bring...

(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# just realised
the KKK symbol has the vodaphone logo in the middle. My phone is a racist cunt!
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:08, archived)
# Also looks like the outline to a smerfs head.
Buggers.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# quite a few people have noticed that
might want to avoid any potatoshopping and glasscockage
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# I've not entered this compo
on account of not coming up with any hummus whatsoever. All I can think of is a picture of a klansman with the simple headline "CUNT".
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)
# how about a photoshop of something
from BlackPeopleLoveUs.com?

i'd try myself, but i'm too busy atm :(
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:29, archived)