Fekked either way then
Well, it's the last day of the compo and I'm clearly out of ideas.
From the Photoshop Vikings challenge. See all 478 entries (closed)
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Well, it's the last day of the compo and I'm clearly out of ideas.
From the Photoshop Vikings challenge. See all 478 entries (closed)
( , Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
very sexy.
p.s, I was pissing out of a hot air balloon onto london as I typed this.
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Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:11,
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what's the fuss 'bout that prick in the box anyway?
this thingy didn't get through all the way to switzerland - it didn't ...
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Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:14,
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he would need a very long thingy
to stretch to switzerland.
or a detachable one perhaps.
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Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:15,
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or a detachable one perhaps.
David Blaine
is performing an act of self publicity, which ironically we seem to be assisting him in.
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Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:19,
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Evenin all.
Think it has something to do with a rich twat starving himself in a small box on television for 40 days and nights as entertainment when people around the world are suffering from famine, being confined in cramped cells and awful conditions involuntarily. It does seem to be making a mockery of the plight of others in a particularly cruel and insensitive way.
Plus he's an irritating twunt who will do anything stupid for fame and fortune...
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Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:21,
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Plus he's an irritating twunt who will do anything stupid for fame and fortune...
Yeh
I lowered myself to watch it the other night, and I was very suprised that in the press conference someone didnt bring up how insensitive self starvation is.
The twunt.
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Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:26,
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The twunt.
Ah hell,
doesn't make much difference really; he's going to hell with the rest of us. Especially after all the Septermember the 11th shops today... Ho hum.
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Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:29,
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at least you've
got somewhere to play with your idea's
As my name suggests, i'm stuck in blackpool
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Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:12,
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As my name suggests, i'm stuck in blackpool
Blackpool stinks of shit
Fleetwood stinks of rotten seagulls. Or maggots
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Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:19,
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Im not old or rich enough
to live in St Annes.
No, Im at the Blackpool edge of Preston (ok, 15 mins may be a sligh push at rush hour, call it half an hour)
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Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:18,
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No, Im at the Blackpool edge of Preston (ok, 15 mins may be a sligh push at rush hour, call it half an hour)
I wouldn't exactly say blackpool
Thornton, but not blackpool
ANYWHERE BUT BLACKPOO (L)
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Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:20,
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ANYWHERE BUT BLACKPOO (L)
Ahh right
my mate lives in Hambleton (backwards middle of nowhere boringsville)
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Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:23,
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i play at the music for cancer thingy
once a year for the past two years
we got bored so we created a song and danced round one of those LED display thingy majobs singing it... we looked like pricks
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Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:17,
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we got bored so we created a song and danced round one of those LED display thingy majobs singing it... we looked like pricks
Woo!
and true.
I went to buy fags this monring and asked for Marlboro Lights. The shopkeeper said he didn't have 'lights', he only had 'gold'
New EU directive, it seems. Using the word 'lights' is not longer allowed.
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Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:17,
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I went to buy fags this monring and asked for Marlboro Lights. The shopkeeper said he didn't have 'lights', he only had 'gold'
New EU directive, it seems. Using the word 'lights' is not longer allowed.
Ah, wonderful gold, can't go wrong. However, now what to do?
What shall you do?
Kiss some babies
Read some Vatican literature
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Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:06,
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What shall you do?
Kiss some babies
Read some Vatican literature