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# yes damn
i wish i was a sexy as her

and as rich

my breasts are just not as supple either.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 21:06, archived)
# mine are
I've actually been told my boobs are quite like hers...
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 21:09, archived)
# Yes, but her's
are on her FRONT!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 21:11, archived)
# *checks*
yeeeeees?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)
# I'm so very, very sorry.
I was thinking of the fat girl in the bus queue who insists on wearing lycra tops and a bra which gives her, at last count, eight tits.
Four at the front and four at the back (on average).
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)
# that's not me
I might not have the most self-esteem on the planet, but I do know I'm a dress size 12.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)
# If you don't mind me quoting Keats...
"Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-ing-ng-ng-ng-ng"
No... wait... that's Beavis and Butthead.
Still.
12 eh?
That's two better than a perfect 10.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 21:29, archived)
# yes, my breasts are very flat
and when i wear padded bras and my favourite frocks, males seem to give me the funniest looks, and shout at me...

i wonder why...
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 21:13, archived)
# hot damn
so that's the closest we'll get to seeing hers :)
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 21:13, archived)
# that's some
impressive sweet-talkin
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)
# well y'know
I was a silver tongued cavailiar the other day

edit:here
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 21:25, archived)
# haha
that is indeed impressively silver-tongued
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 21:33, archived)