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# Unfortunately I don't have sky
If anyone can give me a good excuse I can give to the wife to get sky in I would be forever in their debt.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)
# shopping channels
lots of 'em
(I helped save b3ta! smutch, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)
# try
"I am man. I want sky. Me get sky then. Go repair socks woman".

That is guaranteed to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)
# :D I like the cut of your gib
Believe me, I would be a dead man.

To get a DVD player, a friend of mine managed to persuade his wife that their VCR was not Y2K compliant and was likely to blow up.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)