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[challenge entry] Hitler forced his army to be vegetarian like himself

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(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 20:47, archived)
# mmm... quorn
i had quorn for dinner. luvverly.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 20:47, archived)
# I had veggie curry
Coz I'm just a veggie cunt according to my mates
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 20:48, archived)
# I'm a veggie
but I fuckin hate quorn
(I helped save b3ta! diyjoe, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 20:52, archived)
# You needs to add
chef pauls seasoning salt
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 20:57, archived)
# need to add
the quorn to the swing-bin more like
(I helped save b3ta! diyjoe, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 21:00, archived)
# and have a
Bacon Sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 16 Jul 2002, 21:01, archived)
# lalalalala
can't hear you lalalalala no such thing as lovely salty bacon lalalalala
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 21:05, archived)
# mmmmm bacon.
<sizzle>
<sniff>

Mmmmm bacon.
Bollocks. I'm hungry now and this diet doesn't allow me bacon unless I cut all the fat off and grill the bastard.......and I can't be arsed! Noooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 21:06, archived)
# hehe
you've got 'im now! but you got yourself too!

myself, i planned ahead and i have breadcrumbed onion rings. but i might go to the shops in a bit anyhoo for some bread to go with the last of the quorn
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 21:11, archived)
# breadcrumbed onion rings.....
mmmm too; wifeof knocked up a tanfastic tea for us earlier on - pan-grilled peppers, onions an' celery, jacket spuds and cajun chicken slices....fwar!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 21:15, archived)
# you're either extremely lucky
or you've got some really serious blackmail material on her =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 21:20, archived)
# Extremely lucky
mate - she looks quite a lot like buffy. Head here and check the bottom left picture.
there's a slightly bigger one on the 'who' page but that was before I got lasered. The missus is still the same though :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 21:31, archived)
# i am addicted
to quorn roasts. seriously, i can polish off two of them in one sitting, they're so nice. mmmmmm... quorn

mind you, i'm possibly the only vegetarian in the world that doesn't like pasta.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 21:02, archived)
# Eww
www.

Try eating it raw.....then again I s'pose, try eating bacon raw. Hmm.

shut up, witchy
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 21:04, archived)
# i've eaten raw steak, so it can't be much worse
and i must admit that i prefer pasta when it's raw, although it makes my teeth hurt after a while from all the crunching (maybe a seeing a dentist would be a good idea...)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 21:07, archived)
# ner, steak's eatable raw (hence
'blue' steak) but bacon needs to be processed before it can be scoffed. I think steak is the only meat you *can* eat raw actually. Aside from fish.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 21:16, archived)
# My motto is
if it didn't go moo, it just won't do.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 21:08, archived)