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# Haha.
It's funny innit. There was a woman who worked here who claimed she had a 'gland problem'. Yeah, your fucking 'pie-eating gland', you enormous fat fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Saw a large lady this morning in the petrol station
getting breakfast. 6 bags of McCoy's extra lard crisps.

Fortunatley, not all for her - the little fat rug rats in the back of her car were also in for a dietary treat. HOW CARING.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:35, archived)
# i've said it before and i'll say it again
sterilisation at birth and then you apply for a licence to breed.

edit/ just out of interest was she drowning in Elizabeth Duke Jewellery?
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:36, archived)
# I like your ideas
do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:41, archived)
# unfortunately no,
and the last person to suggest breeding licences was Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Good man.
I do find it odd the way people seem to think it's a basic human right for them to breed and the rest of us fuckers to foot the bill for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:48, archived)
# a license for bread?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:44, archived)
# breed,
its like bread only more messy
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:44, archived)