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(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
Tony Wilson is a nobber, and drinks brandy+babycham.

100% FACT!

(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:55, archived)
# without him, though
we wouldnt have had Joy Division, New Order, Happy Mondays etc
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:56, archived)
# hes
STILL a twat
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:57, archived)
# OK
you got me there
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:59, archived)
# They actually did make WD-39, you know
they were trying to develop a new water dispersant, they tried WD-1, and that was crap, the next slight improvement was WD-2 and they carried on going until they got to WD-40, which seemed to do the trick.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:05, archived)
# I'm actually named after
this which REALLY ISN'T SFW
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:09, archived)
# "water displaced
on the 40th go"
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:16, archived)
# Very much so.
I used to babysit for him, and he treated his wife and kids like shit. And didn't pay properly either.

Plus, he left my mates dad, his "best mate" to descend into smack addiction and eventual suicide while he counted his cash.

Plus, he doesn't know the difference between an I-pod and a palm PC.

Tosser.

Good ear for music though.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:01, archived)
# no he hasn't
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Hang on,
are you saying you don't like him.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:09, archived)
# I'm saying
he's a twat.
and no shit I don't really like him
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:14, archived)
# I liked Joy Division,
and the Durruti Column, and a couple of other factory bands. The Palatine boxed set fucking rocks.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:10, archived)