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[challenge entry] Did you say Yokel News?


BTW, I'm now moving to Wales having just seen the quality of their newsreaders:

Who's coming with me?

From the Local News challenge. See all 295 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:03, archived)
# That's the Spinal Tap bloke
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Marty DiBerghi?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:05, archived)
# It does
look a bit like him.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:06, archived)
# No
it's an American farmer I found
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:06, archived)
# you captured the fears and hopes of the american farmer
rather well: Random Useless Paranoia
Woo to the pic. Wish I had come up with that first.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:21, archived)
# i'm coming
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:04, archived)
# stop wanking then
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:05, archived)
# who are you?
Sting?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:07, archived)
# yes are you the police?
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:09, archived)
# yes, you're wanted
for aiding and abetting a craig david song.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:24, archived)
# PHWOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
My parents are moving to Wales, I think I'll join them...

EDIT: D'oh. Woo to your top pic btw...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:05, archived)
# you will be converted to the way of the sheep
no girls for you any more
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Baaa
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Do
they all have norks that nice in Wales?
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
i love that!

mmmmmmm and i love her too, room enough for one more?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Houpla -
I've just found Lucy Cohen's fan site! It's a must-see
Clicky now
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:13, archived)
# when you say
"Man's bike", I hope you don't mean one of those ridiculous mountain-bike things.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:23, archived)
# No
just anything without a motor.
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:26, archived)
# like
a lovely road bike, perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Aye
ding ding!
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Before that image even loaded
I knew it had to be Lucy Cohen.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Dio you know her?
Can I get her number?
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:07, archived)
# No
and no.

But Wales isn't that big a place. I reckon she's probably somewhere in the Cardiff area too.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:08, archived)
# she's certainly easier on the eye
that the ugly blond lady who presents BBC London local news in the evening.
Her face is all wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:07, archived)
# You mean
Emily Mailis or summat like that?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:19, archived)
# she is
a little strange, like she was painted by someone who wished they could be as radical as picasso
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:23, archived)
# isn't that
"Him" from Cannonball Run?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:09, archived)
# never fear,
"him" is here!
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:14, archived)
# ..
Is that a yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:15, archived)
# No
It's an American farmer! Presumably, judging by the filename, one called Robinson.
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:17, archived)
# ah, but there is a similarity. God bless Google...
Dom Deluise
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:22, archived)
# I see what you mean
Perhaps they're brothers. One was lured by the bright lights of Hollywood; the other settled down to plough the family's farm in Iowa
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:25, archived)
# not him
thats Dom De Luise.. doh!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:21, archived)
# She'd
get it
(seamonkey, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Ah the
lovely Lucy Cohen. I met her, you know.
(Mad Frank, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:24, archived)
# did you?
Was she dogging in a remote carpark in an F reg Astra?
(seamonkey, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:29, archived)
# That would have been nice :)
Unfortunately no she came to my workplace for some charity worlds biggest coffee morning. She dropped something. I picked it up and gave it to her. We talked, exchanged e mail addresses and nothing else happened.

Still, in an alternate universe....
(Mad Frank, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:35, archived)