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# ah, big brothers
when we were kids, my brother had a Britains truck, that I wanted more than anything in the world. I saved up my pocket money for ages and eventually bought a Britains tractor and trailer, which I swapped with him for it.

I was so happy...until one day i came back from school to find him with half of my truck in one hand. It seemed that he'd decided to make it into an authentic truckbed trailer - so he'd cut it in half with a hacksaw and glued a trailer hitch onto it.

I use it as emotional blackmail to this day.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 22:35, archived)
# abatoir japes
my sister is 7rs older than me and when I was really young she used to go down the road to the local abatoir and get a pigs head
bring it back and put me in a wheelbarrow and whizz me round the garden, lots of fun until she started rolling over the pig's head with it...scarred for life i am....being 27 now she is considerably smaller than me and i can exact my revenge regularly :-)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 12:31, archived)