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[challenge entry] comp repost, sorry

My tv knows how to please me

From the 100% Fact challenge. See all 469 entries (closed)

(Flash13, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:15, archived)
# That's got nothing to do with the challenge brief.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:17, archived)
# not sure
how that is a compo entry, to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:17, archived)
# ummm?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:17, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2202815

or photograph your telly and post it as a compo.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:18, archived)
#
www.datchet.demon.co.uk/teletext.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Its like
ten thousand spoons.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:20, archived)
# like Spunt on your weddding day
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:22, archived)
# will you ever stop linking to that post
(1, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:20, archived)
# No,
I'm spreading a message.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:20, archived)
# spread your legs instead you hunky stallion
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:22, archived)
# it's spread like butter
every single small hole and surface of the toast is spread on apart from a small hole that you can't get into with your knie
(1, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:23, archived)
# He can't.
Cal's changed the code so it goes in automatically, to punish him.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Yep,
burdened with a reasonable request for the rest of my days.
I feel like the Ancient Mariner.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Blimey!
That's me not posting ever again then :(
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:22, archived)
# I'm not trying to put people
off posting, just to make them think a bit before they do.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Yeah, but things like this:

Have next to no thought in whatsoever!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Yeah,
but they do...its funny.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Not really,
took me all of 5 mins, hardly deep thought!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:26, archived)
# yeah,
but did it make you laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:29, archived)
# It's worth a try.
There's been far too much shit recently. I'm not going to miss b3ta when I start my new job.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:26, archived)
# you won't be going to b3ta?
YES!

REJOYCE CITIZENS
(1, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:29, archived)
# if you bothrered to look...
its edited to say "Pop idiot" 


Note to self, make jokes less sutble for this crowd
(Flash13, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Maybe, but it's still not "Compo" material is it?
.
(darth_sane, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:47, archived)