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[challenge entry] the guiness book of records
holds the record for being the book most stolen from public librarys


From the 100% Fact challenge. See all 469 entries (closed)

(BigBobbyh, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:12, archived)
# and that's a fact!
I should be taking all these in for my profile
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:14, archived)
# noooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:17, archived)
# you'll have to be
extra vigilant now won't you
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:18, archived)
# indeed
although i always guard my library with vigour!

It seems to have got a little more fluffy now?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:19, archived)
# Was it unfluffy earlier?
I leave for five minutes and everyone forgets how to behave...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:20, archived)
# It got unfluffy
when I got pissed off with someone
www.b3ta.com/board/2209690

near the end of the thread
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:23, archived)
# It happens...
...to the best of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:26, archived)
# your library has?
It's probably all the power puff girls stationery that's done it.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:20, archived)
# i just gave my friend
her birthday presents (powerpuff girls stationery and cushion and gordon brown collage)
She loved it!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:23, archived)
# did it get unfluffy?
I went out, must have missed it
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:20, archived)
# it was earlier
at 2/3?
Everyone was shouting at some loling girl..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:22, archived)
# ah
yes, I was definitely out then... damn, it was all nice this morning too (well, 99% of nice, anyhow)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:23, archived)
# my library was lovely tooo
it was practically empty so i just sat reading the BBC Big Read forums all day..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:24, archived)
# well
at least it's relevant, I suppose ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:24, archived)
# well we do have
the Big Read promotion in libraries at the moment.
That's a point actually, EVERYONE GO TO YOUR LIBRARY AND GET A BIG READ BOOKMARK!
they are sooooooooo cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:25, archived)
# yes
I went shopping, bought food and had doughnuts...I'm much happier and much fluffier now, sorry if I snapped at you
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:21, archived)
# nah
you didn't - did you see my reply, i apologised for saying everyone.

I just got a bit annoyed with them all being so rude.
And yay doughnuts!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:22, archived)
# I did see your reply
and yes...I ate 3 doughnuts in 10 minutes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
i ate one the other day and felt sick, us Southerners really are crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:24, archived)
# ha!
us northern-types are better after all!

eee, by gum, whippet flatcap tetley's etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:26, archived)
# there was never any doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:26, archived)
# Terry Pratchett is the most shoplifted author
100% of FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:24, archived)
# because his readers
are too skanky to buy the books?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:29, archived)
# now hey
I buy the books...granted I buy them for my dad for christmas or birthday pressies and read them before I wrap them but at I least I buy them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:31, archived)
# i actually
have a few myself, all paid for! I've grown a bit anti-Pratchett recently though?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:39, archived)
# Any particular reason?
or is he just not cool enough any more?

Tut. Kids today.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:48, archived)
# It always used to be Aldous Huxley.
Sic transit gloria mundi.

(Edit) No it wasn't. Jack Kerouac. Ah, senility, how I abhor thee
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