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[challenge entry] Apparently Flamingoes can only eat with their heads upside-down.
That, coupled with their smutty jokes, make them unusual, yet amusing, company at dinner.


From the 100% Fact challenge. See all 469 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)
# i like
the laughter
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)
# ...comic....
...sans....
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# For comic effect,
natch.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# the top half
(or lower when it's right way up)
looks a bit like an arse
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# no typeface captures
mirth more accurately.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)
# hurrah
comp?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)
# Nice work Mr Moore
you might want to enter that into the challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)
# hehehe woo
mentalist
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] flamingoes for dinner ?
(Evelyn Stannard, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# I like that a lot
It'd get a woo yay, but I'm currently inapable of posting images.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# i saw finding nemo today
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# Did it have fish in it
?
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)
# yes
lots of cgi fish

and interestingly enough it also had a toy buzzlightyear
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Any norks?
I don't watch films unless they've got norks in.
Or fannies.
(Of course, that's not actually true, but I'm drunk, puerile, and running up someone else's phone bill)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:30, archived)
# Have the clocks gone back?
I'm confused... The board times are saying it's tomorrow and it's still today...
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(I hate the provinces)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# board time's fine for me...
but where are you?
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Cunting Eastbourne
I want back in London. Now.
(The beach was nice though)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:17, archived)
# My board says this message was posted at 00:22
and my own clock agrees
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:22, archived)
# 00:42
According to this one.
But it's shit.
I want my own computer.
And London.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:27, archived)
# clocks go bacards
at 1am
to 0am
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Are you right?
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Clocks don't go back
until 2am BST.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Fuck it
get pissed, break the clock, sleep in.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Or are you right?
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# i don't care enough to find out
so we're both wrong


they go back at 1:35am
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:22, archived)
# That'll do me
Compromise.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:24, archived)
# aye
very neutral
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)
# 'nuff time for more beer then...
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:31, archived)
# there's ALWAYS time for more beer
that's one thing uni has taught me so far
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Enjoy it while it lasts...
Oh for the student life again...



[mopes]
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:45, archived)
# I concur
I think it's 2 a.m. But I could be wrong.
(Jambo81, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:27, archived)
# supurbulicious

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)