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[challenge entry] the church denied it.
but the discovery of the ancient graffiti was considered 100% proof that the conception wasn't immaculate.

From the 100% Fact challenge. See all 469 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:14, archived)
# straight
to hell
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Haha
Much woo-age!
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:16, archived)
# i bet
she took it up the arse as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:17, archived)
# oh
my god
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:18, archived)
# no
it was Mary Magdalene who said that
(Cheril, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:18, archived)
# I feel
filthy.
*washes hands furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)
# *masturbates over picture of jesus*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)
# hehehe
terrible
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:22, archived)
# *fingers model of God*
...

*ejaculates over christmas edition of baby jesus*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:24, archived)
# blasphemy
blas-for-you...
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:27, archived)
# blass for everybody in the room.
now, go poke a badger with a spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:29, archived)
# *Goes to poke*... Wait a minute!
There is no spoon!

*uses finger*
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:47, archived)
# well he certainly was a looker
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:22, archived)
# hell
for you
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:23, archived)
# he had eyes
what did you think I was talking about? sicko

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:25, archived)
# good save
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:26, archived)
# i would let him
part my waters any day.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:25, archived)
#
"i shall make you fistersfishers of men"
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:26, archived)
# "And the spirit saith unto you, Come."
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:33, archived)
# Surely I come quickly
Rev. 22:20
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:37, archived)
# He cometh upon you
like a thief in the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:38, archived)
# So prone
up there on that crucifix.
Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:22, archived)
# hell
for you too
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:23, archived)
# well he did get
nailed by a bunch of guys...

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:25, archived)
# you guys
are terrible!
hehehe
I'm going to hell.
I'm laughing.
I'm going to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:27, archived)
# but first a quick stop at a dictionary
to see that one can't be upright and prone at the same time
(Cheril, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:26, archived)
# smarts like that'll
get us back on the right track
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:28, archived)
# Of course.
He had his feet nailed together.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:37, archived)
# well not that time...
/pedantic
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:18, archived)
# It was a more miraculous conception than you'd think...
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)
# hmm
porous

*feels icky*
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:24, archived)
# i was going to say
normally it's 'up the bum - no babies'.

Though it was probably the ultimate missionary position
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:22, archived)
# hi ho hi ho it's off to bed i go
and a woo there
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:17, archived)
# goodnight
etc. etc. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:18, archived)
# night night
Mr Elephant
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:19, archived)
# That's good.
I laughed. Quite a bit. Which is a good thing.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:17, archived)
# dunno if you missed it
8000th message for you a couple o' messages back
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:19, archived)
# No.
I did spot it, even mentioned it, but I don't celebrate 'em now. Maybe at 10,000
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:20, archived)
# yeh the big ones,
i might celebrate 25k
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)
# i know i won't.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:22, archived)
# Bitter
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:23, archived)
# i prefer...
actually, i prefer bitter...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:27, archived)
# me
too
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:38, archived)
# the
best.

naughty, but oh so prolly true.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:18, archived)
# would they have known how many years b.c. it was
if christ wasn't born yet?
(Corn Dog, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 2:23, archived)
# nope
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 7:43, archived)
# That's scarey
I was just looking at Neolithic painting on google!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 3:20, archived)