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[challenge entry] 100% Fact
Girl bands are all clones.

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(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:26, archived)
# her ribs
are sickening
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:26, archived)
# music's
not bad though..
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha

you were joking, right?
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:28, archived)
# Don't even get into this.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:29, archived)
# sorry
i can't see what object you were holding up through the internet, but I wasn't intending to climb into anything.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:31, archived)
# It was my car,
and I was clutching a Worthers. Just a trial run you understand.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:32, archived)
# *phew*
good job i always listen to my parents ;)
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:32, archived)
# and no
i wasn't joking.
Last goodbye is a really lovely song.
and no, it's not a cover of Jeff Buckley
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:35, archived)
# I make no judgements about music,
it's entirely subjective. What is a FACT! though, is that their last 5 singles have all had the same drum part.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:35, archived)
# they obviously
picked really well then :P
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:39, archived)
# I suspect they picked nothing ;)
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:43, archived)
# make it a compo entry
an i might believe ya :)
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Yep,
they need pies.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:27, archived)
#
*meat* pies...
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:28, archived)
# And a good
fixin' of gravy.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:30, archived)
# yes...
my baby gravy
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:36, archived)
# My Baby Gravy
new from mattel!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:37, archived)
# and
lard cakes
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:28, archived)
# pies.....
pies....i have not had pies in months....bloody diet.....
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:28, archived)
# I love pies
Butter pies especially.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Sweet or Savory?
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:29, archived)
# I read that as
"sweet or scurvy"
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:32, archived)
# I had the best pie in the world at the weekend
If you ever get the chance go here
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:30, archived)
# a
404 web page.....
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Oooo
Try now...
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:32, archived)
# hey
my ribs show like that! I don't have the cleavage though.

If anyone wants to donate pies...
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:31, archived)
# you've got a nice accent though
you can probably carry it
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:33, archived)
# how can you have LESS
cleavage than the non-cleavage of the woman in the picture?!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:37, archived)
# because
I'm a bloke. And seen as my ribs show a bit, I am definitely lacking moobs
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:41, archived)
# it that a xylophone on the right?
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:27, archived)
# looks like it
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:27, archived)
# 101% fact
They are cloned from shit
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:27, archived)
# So you wouldn't ?
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:29, archived)
# bag on head first
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Isn't that usual?
Stick it in her arss and then her mouth, it's even more demeaning.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:34, archived)
# That's just crude.
Stop it, we'll have none of that.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:44, archived)
# i want to know what "demining" is.
Is that when you find a great big hole in the ground and fill it full of coal?
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:46, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:51, archived)
# yes
but you didn't say that the first time. I just thought it was a fun sounding activity.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)
# yes of course
i'd shag a really ugly woman just because she's in some shit band that i hate, simply because I'm so shallow and vacant that her fame would make all the fucking difference.

Errr... right.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:44, archived)
# i would
but in what order. hmmm...

edit: nat, jen, liz. Sorted
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:35, archived)
# You remembered there names?
Aww, how sweet.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 10:41, archived)