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[challenge entry] He's not dead you know
A lad in the pub says so

go large

From the 100% Fact challenge. See all 469 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:09, archived)
# nice one
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:10, archived)
# There's a guy works down the chip shop..

..swears he's Elvish
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:11, archived)
# Your a
Thilly, thilly, Thilly thilly man/woman/child/dogfish/mongoose
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:13, archived)
# Well if we're roasting peas...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:13, archived)
# That's class..
My mate has a particularly square cut hairdo at the
minute. Cost him a bleedin fortune, and he thinks he
looks the business. Imagine our joy when in town on Saturday,
a little kid points at him laughing and shouts
"Lego Man head!!!".. Hee hee..
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:16, archived)
# Fantastic
fucking fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Mwa
hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:20, archived)
# lol!
You! Come ye to the November bash in the city of Manc?
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Ooh!
They're my clone! It'd be nice to meet the other me!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Oooh!
When, where, how, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)
# The Ember of Nov
on the fifteenth day, the rest is on 4rthur, or so they say..
The Chest of Man, on the Ford of the Ox, to many a pub, serving ale by the box.
Travel by train, by car or by coach, by sea, land or air, perhaps on a plane.
A bash it be, yea, on the ides of November, a drinkfest indeed, so you must remember.

</ odd dizzyness and blurred vision>
Hmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Ahhh..
I'm on mi hols. Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Ah well
I might bookmark that though, don't fancy typing it all out again.
I wonder if I can get a job being a crazy old man scaring passers-by?
I'm only 23 but I mean if I stick some talc in my hair that'll make it look white won't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:21, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:23, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:14, archived)
# Looks like my Boyfriends mate...
www.geoffstarr.com/gallery.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Nah, I reckon
your linky bloke looks more like Sharon off Eastenders
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:20, archived)
# KILL IT!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Believe me
it's all part of my plan...

*rubs hands together*
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:24, archived)
# nuh-hu-hummmm...
30p to supersize it?

thangyouverymuch
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:13, archived)
# You,
Message for you on Arthur.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:16, archived)
# right so
...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:19, archived)
# you lied
there were two

actually, just the one. I'm THAT popular
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:20, archived)
# I haven't had any so far today.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:21, archived)
# you
have now!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:21, archived)
# And you have another one now...
haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 13:29, archived)