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(mcalidnb, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:49, archived)
# I thought that man had odd underpants, and two
flame throwing cocks. I'm sure there's a fetish for it somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:51, archived)
# A flame throwing cock would be mighty dangerous
and shirley it would need a licence.
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:54, archived)
# But just imagine the possibilities.
Just imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:56, archived)
# Woo! I second the notion that DM is far far better than quincy!
(mcalidnb, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:57, archived)
# I'd have to agree.
Quincy rocks, but anything with two van Dykes in it is just unmissable. And I'm unemployed, so I should know.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:58, archived)
# Hooray
Quincy lovers have no idea what they are missing. I mean Barrys hair and Dicks tash, what more could you want from 'prime time' daytime telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 13:00, archived)
# after careful viewing of both
I still vote for Dr Q, though I did see an episode of DM, where Dick played 5 different roles, two of them women, I think.
It was class
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 13:05, archived)
# appears the day shift are a diagnosis murder lot
and the night shift prefer a good quincy.

i'm a dm fan myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 13:01, archived)
# that's because
DM is on lunchtimes, and quincy's an evening show

elementary, really
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 13:06, archived)
# It's really quite annoying
because they've put Murder she wrote on in the DM slot, I'm outraged.
(mcalidnb, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 13:02, archived)
# Murder she wrote is pants
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 13:02, archived)
# Damn straight
(mcalidnb, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 13:03, archived)
# Angela Lansbury is
the killer, she always is, she's just fantastic at framing people. That's been obvious from the second episode. Now, Columbo - there was a great afternoon detective show
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 13:04, archived)
# Columbo is OK (not as good as DM)
He just seemed a bit of a sleazy, grubby perv.
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 13:05, archived)
# A sleazy, grubby perv who
fights crime, it just doesn't get any better.
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 13:05, archived)
# you are insane!
dm is okay, but columbo is the fucking god! its almost as good as bergerac
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 13:07, archived)
# My girlfriend's sister fell in love with Columbo when she was seven.
She wanted to pay for him to have an eye operation.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 13:11, archived)
# Ah, the memories...
(mcalidnb, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 13:05, archived)
# Columbo is crap
what's the point of a who done it, when you know who done it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 13:06, archived)
# heh
it's like romeo and juliet. the prologue just totally spoils the ending ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Really it's not a whodunnit,
it's a gritty psychological thriller as you watch the killer slowly come unwound in the face of Columbo's logic.
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 13:09, archived)
# it's not gritty or psychological
it's always Captian Kirk, or some other ex-celeb who is guilty.
Just one more thing its tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 13:13, archived)
# But once
someone (fair enough, probably William Shatner) trained their guard dogs to attack by using a phone ring. You'd just never see that level of evil brilliance on Diagnosis Murder. Ever
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Yes, that did seem odd
That every week this writer went to some part of the country, researching her murder novels, and every week, someone in the vicinity would die. There was a veritable wave of death following this woman and no one ever noticed.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:46, archived)
# With murder she wrote, just like miss marple, thedy never catch the killer.
It's all done by this 'harmless' old lady 'detective', who frames people to cover up the murders she carries out. You look at the glint in angela whatsherface's eye, you'll see what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 13:06, archived)
# What about Cracker?
Or Inspector Morse, they were classics.
(mcalidnb, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 13:13, archived)
# :) heh
see www.b3ta.com/board/2224402 for more fiiirrrreeeeeeeee,



sorry
('Andeh', Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:52, archived)
# *rolls up newspaper*
*smacks on nose*
No! Bad!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:54, archived)
# i know :(
*cowers in the corner*

*whimpers*
('Andeh', Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:55, archived)
# Aww, we can't stay mad.
Have a biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:56, archived)
# :)
gives head paw
('Andeh', Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:57, archived)
# Can I have a biscuit?
I want some Rich Tea.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 13:00, archived)
# Sorry, I only have Gypsy Creams.
Only they call them itinerant traveller creams, now.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 13:02, archived)
# humph
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:58, archived)
# Don't make me get out the alphabet.
You won't like me when I get out the alphabet.

*RRRRROOOOOOOOOAAARRRRRRRRR*
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 13:01, archived)
# I still haven't found
The Hulk with the Bulk.


I really want to buy one
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 13:04, archived)