I worked in ASDA a long time ago......and someone had changed the signs saying 'please do not smoke at this table' to 'please do not eat this table'.
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sick_boy,
Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:52,
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there was the classic tube one too...'Obstruct the doors and be dangerous'
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ExactlyHowLongDoIHaveToBeHere,
Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:50,
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variation on a themeor "obstructing the doors can anger us" .. think it was on the picadilly line
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side,
Tue 4 Nov 2003, 10:27,
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i sawthat one too, but some one had scribbled "GAURDS" on the end of it
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The Ginja Ninja,
Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:53,
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