for a while on South West Trainsyou couldn't go anywhere without reading 'except (at) Woking'
Do not use unless in an emergency... except at Woking.
Do not open door when train is moving... except at Woking.
and, the most common of these:
Do not flush toilet when train is at a station... except Woking.
I have no idea what it was all about, but the dedication of these people did impress me at the time.
A good one for filthy toilets is this, in pencil, works best with a date for reasons that should be obvious:
Dave, goods stashed in usual place. Mike. 04/11
Not sure if this qualifies... written in shit on the back of a toilet door:
WHO FUCKING STOLE MY PEN?
(Do not use unless in an emergency... except at Woking.
Do not open door when train is moving... except at Woking.
and, the most common of these:
Do not flush toilet when train is at a station... except Woking.
I have no idea what it was all about, but the dedication of these people did impress me at the time.
A good one for filthy toilets is this, in pencil, works best with a date for reasons that should be obvious:
Dave, goods stashed in usual place. Mike. 04/11
Not sure if this qualifies... written in shit on the back of a toilet door:
WHO FUCKING STOLE MY PEN?
Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:02,
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