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# Last of the Summer Wine - wtf is that all about?
Back in the eighties, just after Thora Hird had been made an OBE, she was opening our village fete and someone had overwritten the 'OBE' on the welcome banner to 'OAP'.

It was bloody funny to this particular 11 y.o.
(Conditional Identity If you need any help........, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)
# I saw this in my local, though it was only up for a while
on the toilet wall next to the urinal:

Any fool can piss on the floor.
Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.

Made me laugh, but I was drunk at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:39, archived)
# Impressed me...
The scene... A toilet in Peckham
"Ireland for the Irish"
and underneath, in different handwriting "Peckham for the Peckish"

It rang my bell
(CrudeButEffektiv, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:43, archived)