Smokers at schoolI can remember seeing just how cool the smokers were at my school when they wrote 'Smokkers Rule OK' on the wall.
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Tue 4 Nov 2003, 10:42,
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RussellAt Uni there was a guy named Russell who didn't really have any mates but always seemed to be at every party or night out. On the toilet wall someone had written "who invited Russell?" but it got painted over after about a year. Not long after that appeared the words "we still don't know who invited russell" and under this was "I did. For cunt value!".
At the Christmas Ball that year whilst very drunk and in the toilet a friend of mine shouted to me "OI! WHO THE FUCK INVITED RUSSELL?", I shouted over my shoulder "I DID FOR CUNT VALUE!" and then looked round to see Russell next to my friend... How we laughed
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Tue 4 Nov 2003, 10:53,
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At the Christmas Ball that year whilst very drunk and in the toilet a friend of mine shouted to me "OI! WHO THE FUCK INVITED RUSSELL?", I shouted over my shoulder "I DID FOR CUNT VALUE!" and then looked round to see Russell next to my friend... How we laughed