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# Not sure if this qualifies
I dunno if this counts, but on one occasion I was looking through the accident book on a site I was a security guard. An entry read: 'Hit over the head by persons unknown'

Underneath, someone had added: 'Area supervisor suspected!'
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)
# A comedian on the telly once said
"you're a real shaft of wit", paused and then said wonderingly, " did I say that right?"
Someone ought to use that as toilet grafitti.
On a railway bridge in Clydebank was a little bit saying "Farmer Jack" and it used to set me and my sister off laughing every time.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)