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[challenge entry] Probably been done
but I have a job, and it's necesary that I keep it, so stuffed if I'm surfing through all those entries.




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(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)
# you aren't supposed to surf through them
you're just supposed to be here all of the time and pay attention
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# NEVER LEAVE
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
#


although I am escaping later - I'm going to see Les Dennis at the theatre!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)
# but you'll miss some of these exciting challenge entries!
/sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# that's ok
I have a minimalist image-recorder... it compresses them down to a pixel per side for easier reviewing later
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
# cool
what's the show about then?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# it's Art
been on broadway and in the west end (our equivalent), won awards - despite not having any sharks in...

basic gist is that 3 friends fall out over the price of a piece of art. that and the fact that Les Dennis and Christopher Casonove (appeared in Dynasty) are in it is all I know - oh, and the tickets were free :)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# my bottom
tickets were free, which is why I wasn't arsed that I missed it.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)
# I was
going to see Bottom 5 yesterday only my friend told me it started at 19:30 and he told me that at 19:20. Other than that I knew not it was on last night.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# bottom 5?
damn, I've still not seen An Arse Odyssey, nor Guest House Paradiso...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
# neither have I
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# Guesthouse Paradiso is approximately 66.6% too long
Other than that it's gwaaaaayt.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# Everyone said it was crap
but i liked it!
(Scarrott, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# Simple:
Rule 1: Never leave.
Rule 2: See Rule 1.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# make it a gif
go on you know you want to
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# no
that[1] would go against the whole ethos of M$, whose excellent[2] PAINT package I used to create it

1. i.e. doing things correctly
2. "excellent" can also mean "piss poor" in certain contexts
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# sorry
but who?
(Lord of the Beans, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# don't worry
it's not real

;o)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# i still dont get it
murmurs and slurps milk (NOT manmilk)
(Lord of the Beans, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)
# I spy with my little eye
something that looks like a shark

and something else that looks like a helicopter
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# OOOOOOOHHHHHH i get it
its no hands, right?

:P
(Lord of the Beans, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# it won
an award
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
# big clue:
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# Tee
hee!
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)