Yes very easy....... it's Douglas Hurd
anyway here's a bad joke:
There was a court case to assertain who should get custody of a child who had been beaten by his parents.
The court ruled that he should be looked after by his aunt. However the child told the judge that his aunt beat him even more than his mum and dad did.
So the judge awarded custody to his grandparents, but the child pointed out that they beat him even more than his parents or his aunt.
Therefore in a landmark case the child was allowed to choose who should look after him. He chose Tottenham Hotspur Football club.... they've no chance of beating anyone.
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Tue 4 Nov 2003, 23:13,
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anyway here's a bad joke:
There was a court case to assertain who should get custody of a child who had been beaten by his parents.
The court ruled that he should be looked after by his aunt. However the child told the judge that his aunt beat him even more than his mum and dad did.
So the judge awarded custody to his grandparents, but the child pointed out that they beat him even more than his parents or his aunt.
Therefore in a landmark case the child was allowed to choose who should look after him. He chose Tottenham Hotspur Football club.... they've no chance of beating anyone.
I feel sorry for the kid.All of those people shouldn't be hurting him.
/fake inability to get a joke
(/fake inability to get a joke
Sexy Picard 2000,
Tue 4 Nov 2003, 23:19,
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I'm not even British.And I hate sports
And I GOT it...
pfftt...
(And I GOT it...
pfftt...
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Tue 4 Nov 2003, 23:29,
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