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# In a pub in bath
Some one has written bove the urinal 'I am 8 inches do you want me?' which is quite funny, but then a couple of weeks ago someone write 'that all depends on the size of your cock' underneath it which gave me visions of a dwarf on a stool writing above a urinal, which is quite a funny image when drunk
(, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# In Borders toilets - Oxford Street
someone wote 'FREE CATALONIA!'

then, in different handwriting underneath, it says 'what the fuck r u on about?'

then, in different writing again: 'idiot, haven't you ever heard of Basque seperatism'

and underneath that, someone's just drawn a huge cock and written 'COCK' next to it.

I liked it better than the books
(, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# Near Old Street
There was a derelict office off Old Street in London a few years ago that had the words "FUCK OUR MUM" sprayed over one of the boarded up windows. We often used to speculate the background to the story. Beacuse it was opposite where we used to play football it actually became a reference point for directions. Turn right off Old Street and its opposite the fuck our mum office. Nobody ever got lost.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)