RELEASE THE CHEESE!
I've just seen this job advert:
'My client requires an enigmatic 1 st Line support person to help their busy Helpdesk.'
If I get an interview I will respond only using eye movements and high pitched squeaks.
(
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:40,
archived)